Uhh... so... this is a really AU REALLY Cracky crack crack fic, um... yeah.

John Constantine and Adiel The Vampire... don't even ask.

( Putting On Pounds )

AU 'verse, same at the last one.

( no title )

A fic from yet another AU.

( pesky little problems )

Another vampire 'verse ficlet... What have I done, created a monster!

( when vampires fall in love )

Vampire 'verse ficlet. Vampire 'verse is pretty much the biggest crack fest ever, but it's actually pretty amazing. Don't worry... this fic won't make sense to like... anyone :D
( Wampire! )

Last night I had one of the most vivid, detailed and long NP dreams I've ever had, actually, dream period, NP or not. And, joy of joys, I remember it all! (okay some dialogue may not be exact, my memory isn't that good, but it's pretty damn close.)

( In which Jesse becomes Something Else: )

It hadn't been a pleasant night by any stretch of the imagination. His master wasn't pleased with anyone theses days, not when there'd been so many incidents, so many mistakes. Even Jesse had endured more criticism than usual; he just wasn't bringing in enough information. The crucio hadn't lasted as long as it could have. It was cut short when someone pointed out to the Dark Lord (though how they knew was a mystery) just who Jesse's roommate was. Suddenly he had a purpose again. All the same, Jesse was limping when he came back to the flat a few hours after dusk.

No Good Deed

There was no question about it; Oniyama had to die.

He was quiet, unassuming, and a much bigger threat than the Dark Lord had anticipated. He had been unknown when he'd first joined the Order, but now? All Death Eaters knew that there was a Yakuza Phoenix who didn't need a wand to kill. In fact, he wouldn't kill with a wand. If his wand was squared between your eyes you'd live, it was when he was unarmed that you had to worry.

Yes, he had to go. It was a shame that Jesse would have to do the deed.

Because even Voldemort himself couldn't keep me from writing drabbles, here are two more from the +7 'verse. I'm too lazy to title them.

( Child's play! )

Just one drabble, +7

Dead End Street
Jesse has to wonder what Gillichu’s thinking when he says “it's just as well you're not going to have kids.” It’s a cruel assumption, especially when it’s followed by the fact that Gillichu doesn’t hesitate to say he thinks Jesse would be a terrible father. He hides his frown in laughter because it’s the best he can do, but he’s furious and hurting. He knows he’s certainly never vocalized that at some point he’d love a family, but he’s said nothing to the contrary either. Maybe it’s true though. Maybe a life with Gillichu would finish in a dead end.

Another drabble. Yeah. Uh huh. From the 'verse I am kinda just referring to as +7.

Futures
It’s one thing when he’s happy with Gillichu. He comfortable, satisfied, and it’s certainly worth his time. Gillichu tells him he has issues and Jesse stays, which certainly means something. But while he jokes about stalking and having pictures taken in the shower, he’s still only thinking about right now; He’s not thinking consequence or long term. He’s thinking he’ll deal with this as it comes. It’s when he goes to visit his best friend, when the precious little toddler Mari-chan kisses his cheek and calls him Unca Hessi, that he thinks of the future he wishes he could have.

Because what ELSE am I gonna do while I sit outside starbucks and eat my my quesasilla? Two drabbles and one little ficlet, each spawned from a different AU 'verse. Yeah, I'm diverse like that.

( Interruption )

( The Best Medicine )

( My Brother's Keeper )

Because Mandy gives me so many nice things to read, I feel as if I should write a few more things. That's what between class time is good for, after all.

Who: Jesse/Gillichu (omg yeah, Jessichu, still kinda weirds me out, but in a good way, I guess? Just one of those pairings that I really thought I'd manage to avoid, but, I guess not!)
When: +7, same AU as last thing I posted (though the last one is not 'verse canon)
( Where to Start and Where to Stop )

Who likes Angst? I DO! This fic comes from a 'verse Mandy and I have been playing recently, and which Jean made a brief and VERY angsty trek into last night. So I wrote this fic as a follow up to that. Enjoy... if it's your kinda thing.

Who: Jesse, Gillichu, Jack, Amaury in mention
What: Angst, Duh
When: About 7 years from current
Rating: I suppose PG-13... adult content, mild language

yes, I stole the title... ( Crime and Punishment )

OI ROOKIES!!! (and ya know, players of Rookies)

I took the liberty of taking a photograph and making a kind of ridiculously large poster (graphic) for the band. ( lookit! )

I'm just layout crazy!

Jesse's is new too, finally. Same as alll my other layouts, in style. Hey, if it's not broke... New header though, mmmmhm, sexy.

I've got time to kill before I have to go out to dinner, so this seemed like a good thing to do :D

( WHAT DOES MY CHARACTER THINK OF YOU? )